ask me again

.Maintenance guy at work> "Hey, is the wifey here yet?"
.me> "No"
.Maintenance> "Still not yet?"
.me> "yes"
.Maintenance> "When?"
.me> "umm, next f**king year"

July 29 - job for cowboy

Since I'm coming back to the muthafunkin'ZhōngGuó I told my wife to use my bank card to get some cash out. Looks like the loonie is gonna umm, swan dive. C.R.E.A.M.

I just heard some Job for Cowboy, I like these guys, seriously.

Do you know do you know do you know?

It pisses me off when people ask me every 2 weeks if my wife is 'here' yet. For example is an email below.

Hey,

How are things going????? Any word when the wife is coming home??? What have you been up too??

July 28 - kèfù

I learned some Chinese today from my wife, that my company's customers are kèfù, not gùkè 顾客 like at a store.

I called her later than usual, she thought I forgot, and joked that if I forgot she'll give me "Wu Tang style". LOL I taught her that. I'll counter with some Beastie Boys style.



dolla dolla bill y'all

Crank 2

I liked it. Bai Ling made me laugh.

July 26 27

My wife is happy, it took 10 fricken' days to get my passport to her so she can get her hukou straightened out.

July 26 - power outage

Still no letter arrival yet, it's in Guangzhou customs.

My wife is upset someone thought she looked old, a younger boy called her ai-yi (aunt) while she was at the 超市 (chāo shì) supermarket.

I'm really liking the EM by Major Lazer.