aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. oh gawd. I did it. I got a bullsh!t handbag. The sales guy was kinda cool (and kinda gay I think but whatever), I explained to him how I had to like the bag, because I'll end up carrying it when I'm out shopping with my wife. He was Chinese, he understood. I think the people at Coach are paid hourly and not on commission like at Holt, you can feel those salespeople undressing you with their clothes but only to get at your wallet....

But I think I feel like I just got punched in the chest, only it hasn't happened yet. It's like paying $100 for a Big Mac. At least unlike buying a diamond it has some usefulness. I can't decide yet what I'm going to carry in it.